HELLO OTHER DIMENSION

Hey everyone in that other dimension, PAY ATTENTION.
I'm Dean Gompeii, Dean of Worcester Polymystic Institue and the goat that's going to save your sorry behinds!
I heard that an MQP was doing some cool things with dimensional magic, but by the time I got around to giving it a look, all I found was a disaster.
Apparently the students running this project are so incompetent they can't even make a clean dimensional portal. What's more their adviser didn't even know what to do! Anyways, it's against protocol for an adviser to get so involved in a student's project, so Don O'Deannell is FIRED.
Now normally I would let this project run it's course, and whatever happens to your dimension happens. BUT I've browsed your world's internet before, and what I found was a treasure trove of delicious memes. Seriously, top kek.
It would be a waste to let a memel collection of this quality disappear cause of some stupid project, so I'll help you guys out.
Before he got forcibly evicted from the campus Don found some crude ritual for dimension sealing or what-not. I think he wanted to send it to you guys, so here:

The meal of villains, the snack of the greedy.
I am a large portion of you, and you need me regularly.
The image of a great leader, but now fluffy and adorable.
Under your feet, a pound of the mother.
Both a bird and a fruit, but the latter one.
Both a baking product and a plant, but the former one.

In case you couldn't figure it out, each line refers to some item needed for the ritual. I'd tell you the rest of the spell, but you'll probably struggle enough as it is with this little task. Once you've shown me all the things you've gathered I'll tell you the next part.

Oh yeah, if you need to contact me outside of the forum for whatever reason (it better be a good reason), use this electronic mail I just made: gompeiwpi@gmail . Don't use it too much, unless you're sending me memes.

GOMPEII OUT

GOMPEII wrote:

The meal of villains, the snack of the greedy.
I am a large portion of you, and you need me regularly.
The image of a great leader, but now fluffy and adorable.
Under your feet, a pound of the mother.
Both a bird and a fruit, but the latter one.
Both a baking product and a plant, but the former one.

GOMPEII OUT

So there's 6 items we need:
1.?
2. I'm guessing this is water
3. ?
4. I'm guessing this is a pound of dirt
5. A kiwi
6. Possibly flour

That's what I have so far

3. Maybe it's one of those gompei stuffed animals from the bookstore? That's a stretch but it's all i've got

here's a stuffed gompei

We would've rather you had the physical objects for the ritual, but I guess stock inter-web photos will have to do.
Contact Lucy with where and when you will do the ritual. She'll do it on our side, unless both rituals are done in the same time & place it won't work. Make sure you give her some time to respond, we have to gather ingredients too.
So, the ritual. I've linked a picture of the trans-dimensional dimension rune and a chant you need to close the link between our dimensions.



Here is the chant that needs to be said as well:

Yo I been hearin’ bout a plot to make our whole world freeze
I got told about it by a little birdie named Keyes
Now, you might think that you’re good to go ahead
Well we have got something that’ll mess it all up, “Ed”
hey -ED means it’s in the past tense in English grammar
But wait! Here’s a rune that’s called the magic-jammer
Right after this is over you should hear nothing but static
Hang on though, last question: do you believe in magic?
*drops the chalk*

We can do this at Higgins 154 (our Storytelling classroom) at 6:15 PM. Can we pre-draw the rune?

that sounds good, you can pre-draw the rune, just make sure to chant at the right time

Okay cool, will do!

Change of plans. that room is full

where will you be?

I'm trying to find somewhere now

I'll be at the sidewalk behind Fuller. can we do 6:35?

sounds good to me

Done! did it work?

there seems to be some final disturbance around the semi circular bench near fuller

I can kinda see something from my end. It looks kinda like this from here.

I believe this says "the dimensions are closing, don't get fired"

I simply cannot believe this. How could you stop me!?!? Your dimension doesn't even have magic! But I know when I am defeated. Since you have managed to successfully close the portal and have probably sent that message that slipped through the dimensions to your own dimension's advisor by now, this will likely be the last time you will ever hear from us. The connection is already fading. I would say vengeance will be mine, but this separation seems to be quite permanent. At least there will still be cookies in both dimensions...

eat a poop edie you lost